10 Signs You Have a Toxic Mother-In-Law
They don't call them monsters-in-law for nothing.
Mothers-in-law are notorious for being controlling, judgmental, critical and overbearing. And like any toxic person, a toxic mother-in-law is a soul-sucking parasite that feeds on your misery. To protect yourself and your loved ones you need to know your enemy, so here are 10 signs you might be dealing with a toxic mother-in-law.
1. She is always right, without exception. Which means that she's never wrong. She'll never admit being wrong, and she will never apologize for anything. That would contradict the premise that she's always right, a realization that will surely cause the collapse of the Western civilization. In her eyes, you (and possibly your spouse) are the only person to blame.
2. She is dismissive. She will ignore you for the most part, conveying that you don't matter to her. She will not listen to a word you say. She'll ask you if you're hungry, hear "no," and still put food on your plate. She'll also disregard any of your accomplishments as insignificant and unworthy of her attention. Only things that have value to her are important.
3. She will communicate to you, in delightfully subtle ways, that you are not good enough for her son, and for this family. She will not say it to your face, no, but you will hear the message loud and clear. Depending on your self-esteem, you will either feel devastated or slightly amused.
4. To establish her dominance and to prove that she was right about you, she will expect you to do things that please her. That would include you wanting to spend time with her, appearing at every family event, learning her way of cooking, cleaning and just about everything else under the sun (because her way is clearly better), adopting her religion and culture, and last but not least, giving her grandchildren when she's ready to be a grandma. If you fail to do any of that, you are indeed a rotten daughter-in-law, and she has a right to complain about you to anyone who'll listen.
5. If you are still not bending to her will, she will move on to heavier artillery. She will start a smear campaign in her community, trying to turn everyone against you. If she succeeds, those people will start putting pressure on your husband to leave you, saying that they're just "worried about him" and they "want him to be happy."
6. She will not respect your words, choices or personal space. She will come to your house uninvited and unannounced, expecting you to welcome her with open arms and be grateful for the honor of her visit. She will look with disgust at how filthy your place is, and how unmannered your dogs are.
7. She will use silent treatments, guilt, blame and direct intimidation to manipulate you and your husband. Her parochial mentality dictates that she must rule by withholding her affection and approval. If your husband is not siding with her, she will be punishing and destructive towards him, too. At the same time, she will be demonstratively granting her love to his siblings and your sister-in-law.
8. She loves audience, and she's very concerned with appearances. In public she will enact a charming cultured woman who is a selfless caretaker of her family. She may even be known as a philanthropist in her community. Most people will fall for that. They will not understand what beef you can possibly have with such a great lady. Don't try to dissuade them. Let them stay in the matrix. Let them enjoy their steak.
9. Like any narcissist, she sees her children not as individuals, but as extensions of herself. Everything they do reflects on her, so she will go to great lengths to correct any "deviation" from the path she's chosen for them. That includes the people they marry; you. She will never give up on trying to destroy your marriage, or to control her children's lives.
10. There will be "good days" when she will be on her best behavior and everything will appear normal. You may even be tempted to think that things are getting better. You'll lose your vigilance.Then, out of nowhere, she will turn on you again, and you will be reminded - if you don't know it yet - that she will never accept you, and you can never have a relationship with her. That last one, by the way, may not be a bad thing.
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Toilets are like mothers-in-law: the farther away the better. - Korean Proverb
What Can You Do?
I wish I could tell you that there is an easy remedy for a toxic mother-in-law. Alas, there isn't.
You could stay the hell away from her. That's a simple and effective strategy, but it has its drawbacks. Something to do with the law of attraction - what and who you avoid in your life persists. The more you resist something, the more it follows you. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your mother-in-law is in your life for a reason. Look within and find out what it is.
So maybe instead of completely avoiding her you could...dare I say it - be more honest with her? I found that being more honest with my mother-in-law empowers me. I'm not rude or disrespectful; but if I've managed to let her know how I feel, that something she does bothers me, that's a victory to me, because in my family (and in many families I think) the status quo is sweeping things under the rug and moving on.
And to that end, I have to accept part of the responsibility for our relationship because I'm not always vocal. I don't make more effort to communicate. I react emotionally, and I shut down. In other words, I act like a child. So much is still left unsaid, and that's why instead of talking with her I'm writing this article, and she's complaining about me to anyone who'll listen.
But one step at a time...I don't expect us to be friends any time soon, or ever. I think we're too different for that, and at the same time, too similar in that we're both strong women with strong minds, and we don't back down. I understand her frustrations with me, but I also understand that those frustrations have nothing to do with me. It's just self-aggrandizing rejection of "the lesser" fueled by the genuine love and concern for her son.
Lastly, I find great comfort in the fact that my own mother is a kind, caring, generous woman who's incredibly sweet to my husband. She is my angel, someone I hope to resemble when I become a mother. So that makes my monster-in-law... somewhat bearable, and at times even amusing.
© 2015 Lana Zakinov